blowfob:

it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon

(via awkwardfizzy)

frickin:

i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired

(via repeat1ng-apolog1es)

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via awkwardfizzy)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via notahrenstringer)

tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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(Source: sketchdeer, via oneshot-2shot)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via notahrenstringer)

  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt