mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via pizza)

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)

goldennstateofmind-95:

Oh my god

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

(via betterdrugs)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via betterdrugs)

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